im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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