Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
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