I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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