my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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