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my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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