Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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