yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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