He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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