D3 body, D1 cock
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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