I must be too annoying 4 u.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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