sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
where does the pee come out of this thing
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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