Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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