She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
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I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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