just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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