I need help removing her.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
She's the barista slut.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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