So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
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So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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