I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
how does that bad decision feel?
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