i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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