He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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