I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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