You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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