All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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