Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
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And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
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I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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