He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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