They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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