How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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