butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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