I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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