after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
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there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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