whats a polygalesbian?
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!