Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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