apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
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btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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You cant use biscuit as a chaser
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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