i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
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Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
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Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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