I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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