haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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