Do you still have your period?
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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