If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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