for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
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My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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