please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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