I wish I could punch you in the face.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
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