Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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