your thong is hanging out like whoa
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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