So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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