Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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