Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
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I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Randomize