Ambien. No doubt about it.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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