Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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