I need help removing her.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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