I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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