Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
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Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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