Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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