Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
