turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
We need to get me chipped asap
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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