btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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