At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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