u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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