he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
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your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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