it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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